Jaya's the name, nutella's the game. Broke-ass bitch with expensive taste from Sydney, Australia. 17 years old.
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WHY DO PEOPLE SIMPLY REFUSE TO TAKE ONE DIRECTION SERIOUSLY BC OF THEIR MUSIC OR BC THEY’RE A BOYBAND WITH CUTE FACES LIKE THEY MAKE PEOPLE SO HAPPY AND THEY’RE ACTUALLY SO TALENTED THIS IS AN ISSUE THAT MUST BE RESOLVED
After a long-fought battle in Australia, a python bested a crocodile and swallowed the reptile whole over a span of several hours in Queensland, Australia.
The snake reportedly fought the croc for five hours in Lake Moondarra. Winning the fight, the python constricted its prey to death. The estimated 10-foot snake then dragged the 3-foot croc ashore and proceeded to swallow it whole in front of a group of onlookers.
National Geographic identified the snake as an olive python and the croc as a Johnson’s crocodile, both of which are native to Australia. After its hefty meal, the python should be full for at least a month.
I don’t like the way this makes it seem like women become hysterical and make bad decisions whenever they get their periods, all that really happens is some cramping, possible IBS-esque symptoms, and flucuations in energy and hunger. I know it’s a joke but so are “Oh! are you saying this cuz you’re on your period?” jokes.