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Jaya's the name, nutella's the game. Broke-ass bitch with expensive taste from Sydney, Australia. 17 years old.
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rubyetc:

today in fashun
By Ruby [tumblr | twitter | instagram]

rubyetc:

today in fashun

By Ruby [tumblr | twitter | instagram]

mxlum:

luke-hemmo:

BROWN HAIRED MICHAEL IS BACK

IM CRYING

striders:

once a straight boy was tryina holler n he literally texted me the phrase “*turns into a wolf and snuggles your boobs*” like???? buddy you weird as fuck i wasnt interested to begin with but now im fuckin worried about you like what the hell

overlordestelle:

congratulations to lupita nyong’o for her Oscar but more importantly congratulations because she’s literally the only person on this planet that can pull off every single color in existence

poopflow:

you put the condom on your dick
but you don’t actually do any fucking
it’s a metaphor
I can’t get laid

sabubu91:

rideitslut:

rural-mom:

stonecoldstunning:

men took my little pony away from us girls so us teen girls are takin pro wrestling fuck yall just try n stop us

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have fun fetishizing the shit out of *real life* celebrities. it actually makes the people who sexualize the shit out of children’s cartoons seem normal.

did you just imply being attracted to actual real human males isn’t normal but wanting to fuck cartoon horses is

I need to reblog this again because it still makes me laugh

angryshortfemme:

"I’ve never dated a lesbian but I’ve always wanted to"

??????
You’re a man
Why?????would?????a lesbian?????ever wanna date you????
Do you even know what a lesbian is???

What kind of response to “sorry I’m not interested, I’m a lesbian” is this????

biguplou:

when you go on tumblr after being away for a while and new pics of louis appear

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when new viDEOS OF LOUIS APPEAR

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mukemosaic:

hotdamn5sos:

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"but ur not luke hemmings" in a picture with calum hood

mukemosaic:

hotdamn5sos:

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"but ur not luke hemmings" in a picture with calum hood